Do you think Darth Vader learned to Force choke his disappointing underlings mostly because a lack of gravity in space prevented him simply chucking people off the Death Star?
Think about it. You know he would have wanted to.
Just ask the now ex-CEO, CFO, GC and policy chiefs of Twitter, all of whom were tossed off the Star Destroyer Twitter the moment Lord Elon Musk swept onboard, knocking down sentries with the wave of his black-gloved hand.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing,” he growls, as he attempts to soothe Twitter’s worried advertisers that he’s going to turn the often-ugly platform into a “social media hell-site”.
Insert your own James Earl Jones crunchy breathing here as you take in Lord Musk’s threats… I mean promises.
“The reason I acquired Twitter is because…
